There's Only Five Real People In Hollywood.

Try To Save Something While Your Salary Is Small; It's Impossible To Save After You Begin To Earn More.

Hors D'oeuvre: A Ham Sandwich Cut Into Forty Pieces.

It's Not So Much Knowing When To Speak, When To Pause.

When You Talk About The World's Greatest Entertainer You Have To Say Al Jolson Because There Was No One Like Him. Only Judy Garland And Perhaps Frank Sinatra Got Anywhere Near Him!

Modesty Is My Best Quality.