No Matter How Often I Tell People

Hors D'oeuvre: A Ham Sandwich Cut Into Forty Pieces.

I Don't Want To Tell You How Much Insurance I Carry With The Prudential, But All I Can Say Is: When I Go, They Go Too.

Modesty Is My Best Quality.

I Went To A Meeting For Premature Ejactulators. I Left Early.

I Feel Responsible For Johnny Ray's Success. See Many Years Ago I Asked Him To Be On My Show And He Asked For A Lot Of Money And I Cried. And He Stole That From Me.