There's A Fascination Frantic In A Ruin

Every Jack He Must Study The Knack If He Wants To Make Sure Of His Jill!

In All The Woes That Curse Our Race There Is A Lady In The Case.

Society Has Quite Forsaken All Her Wicked Courses, Which Empties Our Police Courts, And Abolishes Divorces.

I Accept Refreshment At Any Hands, However Lowly.

Then A Sentimental Passion Of A Vegetable Fashion Must Excite Your Languid Spleen, An Attachment A La Plato For A Bashful Young Potato, Or A Not-too-french French Bean!