A Man Is But An Ass Who

It Is A Glorious Thing To Be A Pirate King.

Let The Punishment Fit The Crime.

When Wellington Thrashed Bonaparte, As Every Child Can Tell, The House Of Peers, Throughout The War, Did Nothing In Particular, And Did It Very Well

If I Can Wheedle A Knife Or A Needle, Why Not A Silver Churn?

If Your Master Is Surly, From Getting Up Early (and Tempers Are Short In The Morning), An Inopportune Joke Is Enough To Provoke Him To Give You, At Once, A Month's Warning.