Darwinian Man, Though Well-behaved, At Best Is

The Idiot Who Praises, With Enthusiastic Tone, All Centuries But This, And Every Country But His Own.

If Your Master Is Surly, From Getting Up Early (and Tempers Are Short In The Morning), An Inopportune Joke Is Enough To Provoke Him To Give You, At Once, A Month's Warning.

In The Discovery Of Secret Things And In The Investigation Of Hidden Causes, Stronger Reasons Are Obtained From Sure Experiments And Demonstrated Arguments Than From Probable Conjectures And The Opinions Of Philosophical Speculators Of The Common Sort.

Saturday Afternoon, Although Occurring At Regular And Well-foreseen Intervals, Always Takes This Railway By Surprise.

When The Enterprising Burglar Isn't Burgling; When The Cut-throat Isn't Occupied In Crime; He Loves To Hear The Little Brook A-gurgling; And Listen To The Merry Village Chime.