There Ought T'be Some Way T'eat Celery

The Fellow That Calls You 'brother' Usually Wants Something That Doesn't Belong To Him.

The Worst Feature Of A New Baby Is Its Mother's Singing.

If The Government Was As Afraid Of Disturbing The Consumer As It Is Of Disturbing Business, This Would Be Some Democracy.

If Some People Didn't Tell You, You'd Never Know They'd Been Away On A Vacation.

Nothing's As Mean As Giving A Little Child Something Useful For Christmas.