My Idea Of Walking Into The Jaws

The World Gets Better Every Day - Then Worse Again In The Evening.

It's The Good Loser Who Finally Loses Out.

An Optimist Is A Fellow Who Believes What's Going To Be Will Be Postponed

It Don't Make No Difference What Is Is, A Woman'll Buy Anything She Thinks A Store Is Losin' Money On.

I Will Say This For Adversity: People Seem To Be Able To Stand It, And That Is More Than I Can Say For Prosperity.