When Some Fellers Decide To Retire Nobody

Knowin' All About Baseball Is Just About As Profitable As Bein' A Good Whittler.

Boys Will Be Boys, And So Will A Lot Of Middle-aged Men.

Don't Knock The Weather; Nine-tenths Of The People Couldn't Start A Conversation If It Didn't Change Once In A While.

Nobody Works As Hard For His Money As The Man Who Marries It.

Never Tell The Box-office Man That You Can't Hear Well Or He Will Sell You A Seat Where You Can't See Either.