We Like Little Children, Because They Tear

A Grouch Escapes So Many Little Annoyances That It Almost Pays To Be One.

Every Father Expects His Boy To Do The Things He Wouldn't Do When He Was Young.

One Of The Commonest Mistakes Is Thinking Your Worries Are Over When Your Children Get Married.

Laugh, And The World Laughs With You. Weep, An' It Keeps On Laughin'.

Classical Music Is The Kind We Keep Thinking Will Turn Into A Tune.