There Just Isn't Any Pleasing Some People.

I Started Out To Be A Sex Fiend, But I Couldn't Pass The Physical.

There Just Isn't Any Pleasing Some People. The Trick Is To Stop Trying.

This Is Not A Tough Job. You Read A Script. If You Like The Part And The Money Is O.k., You Do It. Then You Remember Your Lines. You Show Up On Time. You Do What The Director Tells You To Do. When You Finish, You Rest And Then Go On To The Next Part. That's It.

The Only Difference Between Me And My Fellow Actors Is That I've Spent More Time In Jail.

Listen. I Got Three Expressions: Looking Left, Looking Right And Looking Straight Ahead.