How Do I Keep Fit? I Lay

I Never Changed Anything, Except My Socks And My Underwear. And I Never Did Anything To Glorify Myself Or Improve My Lot. I Took What Came And Did The Best I Could With It.

I Started Out To Be A Sex Fiend, But I Couldn't Pass The Physical.

The Only Effect That I Ever Noticed From Smoking Marijuana Was A Sort Of Mild Sedative, A Release Of Tension When I Was Overworking. It Never Made Me Boisterous Of Quarrelsome. If Anything, It Calmed Me And Reduced My Activity.

Every Two Or Three Years, I Knock Off For A While. That Way I`m Always The New Girl In The Whorehouse.

Sure I Was Glad To See John Wayne Win The Oscar I'm Always Glad To See The Fat Lady Win The Cadillac On Tv, Too.