The Only Difference Between Me And My

The People Who Can Do You The Most Damage Are The Ones Who Are Closest To You.

Movies Bore Me; Especially My Own.

This Is Not A Tough Job. You Read A Script. If You Like The Part And The Money Is O.k., You Do It. Then You Remember Your Lines. You Show Up On Time. You Do What The Director Tells You To Do. When You Finish, You Rest And Then Go On To The Next Part. That's It.

The Only Difference Between Me And My Fellow Actors Is That I've Spent More Time In Jail.

Sure I Was Glad To See John Wayne Win The Oscar I'm Always Glad To See The Fat Lady Win The Cadillac On Tv, Too.