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Sure I Was Glad To See John Wayne Win The Oscar I'm Always Glad To See The Fat Lady Win The Cadillac On Tv, Too.

Listen. I Got Three Expressions: Looking Left, Looking Right And Looking Straight Ahead.

I Never Will Believe There Is Such A Thing As A Great Actor.

I Never Changed Anything, Except My Socks And My Underwear. And I Never Did Anything To Glorify Myself Or Improve My Lot. I Took What Came And Did The Best I Could With It.

People Think I Have An Interesting Walk. Hell, I'm Just Trying To Hold My Gut In.