Stars Today Are Just Masturbation Images.

I Never Take Any Notice Of Reviews - Unless A Critic Has Thought Up Some New Way Of Describing Me. That Old One About My Lizard Eyes And Anteater Nose And The Way I Sleep My Way Through Pictures Is So Hackneyed Now.

I Have Two Acting Styles: With And Without A Horse.

Listen. I Got Three Expressions: Looking Left, Looking Right And Looking Straight Ahead.

The Only Difference Between Me And My Fellow Actors Is That I've Spent More Time In Jail.

People Think I Have An Interesting Walk. Hell, I'm Just Trying To Hold My Gut In.