Stars Today Are Just Masturbation Images.

Sure I Was Glad To See John Wayne Win The Oscar I'm Always Glad To See The Fat Lady Win The Cadillac On Tv, Too.

People Think I Have An Interesting Walk. Hell, I'm Just Trying To Hold My Gut In.

I Never Take Any Notice Of Reviews - Unless A Critic Has Thought Up Some New Way Of Describing Me. That Old One About My Lizard Eyes And Anteater Nose And The Way I Sleep My Way Through Pictures Is So Hackneyed Now.

I Never Changed Anything, Except My Socks And My Underwear. And I Never Did Anything To Glorify Myself Or Improve My Lot. I Took What Came And Did The Best I Could With It.

Every Two Or Three Years, I Knock Off For A While. That Way I`m Always The New Girl In The Whorehouse.