There Are 10-20 Times More Male Comics

No One I Know Is Actually So Rude As To Tell Me I've Become Duller Since Having Children. But I'm Sure They Think It.

Let's Face It: I Am Not A Professional Runner.

I Think Actors Go Along A Continuum From Simon Callow Down To Kind Of Ross Kemp, And I Like To Think Of Myself As The Ross Kemp Of Comedy. He's Very Good In 'east Enders' Because He Plays A Version Of Himself. I Think I Can Play A Version Of Myself - That's About All I Can Do.

When I Got Married, The Sun Ran The Headline: "here Comes The Bride, All Fat And Wide." Luckily, It Was A Few Days After The Wedding - But It Was Still Hideous To Read At A Great Romantic Moment.

I'm Too Nervous To Eat Before I Go Onstage, And I'll Usually Eat Out After The Performance Or When I Get Home At Midnight.