There Are 10-20 Times More Male Comics

Most Of Us Manage The Fateful Things That Happen In Our Lives The Best We Can, Certainly Not To A Stalin-like 20-year Plan.

An Overweight Guy Went To The Doctor Who Advised Him To Try A Keep Fit Dvd. But The Guy Said He Couldn't Be Bothered. “well” Suggested The Doctor, “try Something That Leaves You A Little Short Of Breath.” So The Buy Took Up Smoking.

I Have A Utilitarian Approach To Dressing; As Long As I Quite Like It And It Covers Me Up, I Don't Care What It Is.

I Know There Are Certain Men That Hate Women Or Don't Like Women, And In Order To Make Women Feel Small, They Tend To Isolate Them When They Bully Them. And Women Are Often Humiliated By It And Feel They Can't Do Anything About It. So My Advice To Women Would Be: There's Always Support Around For Those Sorts Of Things And If You Feel You're Isolated In Any Way, Or Being Bullied, You Must Talk To Someone About It.

I Never Think, 'where Am I Going To Be In A Year's Time?' That Seems To Be A Sure Way Of Missing The Fact That You Might Be Quite Happy Now.