No One I Know Is Actually So

My Doctor Told Me I Should Get Out Of Breath Three Times A Week, So I Took Up Smoking.

Inside Every Fat Person There's A Thin Person Looking To Get Out - They've Just Eaten Them.

Once You Get Labelled, People Expect You To Behave Within The Very Narrow Confines Of That Label.

I've Always Been Criticised For How Filthy My Material Is. Victoria Wood Said To Me Once, 'i Wish I Was A Bit Ruder, Like You,' And I Said, 'well, I Wish I Was A Bit Cleaner, Like You.'

By Crying On My Bed, Drinking Quite A Lot And Feeling Tempted By Drugs. Well, Just Not Reading It To Be Perfectly Honest With You. I Know It's A Bit Of A Copout.