I'm Sure Some Cynical People Would Point

Having Done A Normal Job For 10 Years, As A Psychiatric Nurse Dealing With Emergencies, I Know What Terrible, Hopeless Lives Some People Have. So In Many Ways, It's Great To Be Able To Wield The Financial Power That I Can, And Do Gigs, Fundraisers Or Give Money. I Feel Lucky I Can Help Out.

Men Are Fantastic - As A Concept.

I've Always Been Criticised For How Filthy My Material Is. Victoria Wood Said To Me Once, 'i Wish I Was A Bit Ruder, Like You,' And I Said, 'well, I Wish I Was A Bit Cleaner, Like You.'

You Know It's Time For A New Year's Resolution To Lose Weight When You Step On A Talking Scale And It Says, "one At A Time, Please.

I Went On The Pill When I Was 16, Put On Four Stone... So That Proved To Be A Very Effective Contraceptive.