Wild Men Are So Enormously Attractive.

Having Done A Normal Job For 10 Years, As A Psychiatric Nurse Dealing With Emergencies, I Know What Terrible, Hopeless Lives Some People Have. So In Many Ways, It's Great To Be Able To Wield The Financial Power That I Can, And Do Gigs, Fundraisers Or Give Money. I Feel Lucky I Can Help Out.

Again, With Two Small Children It's Incredibly Hard To Commit Yourself To Anything Because You're Just Getting Interested In It And Someone Comes Along And Goes I Want Thomas The Tank Engine On, And Screams The Place Down Until You Put It On.

Christians Have Always Been Fodder For Comedians Who Have Tended To Portray Them As Anoraks - Slightly Clammy, Beatifically Smiley Dullards With Barely A Personality Between Them.

Fat People Are Brilliant In Bed. If I'm Sitting On Top Of You, Who's Going To Argue?

I Have Seen Good Nurses And Bad Nurses. They Existed Along A Continuum: From Hard-working, Kind And Competent People, To Office-hugging, Bone-idle Types, To Apathetic, Disengaged Automatons.