I'm Too Nervous To Eat Before I

I Wasn't One Of Those Hideous Children Who Make Their Parents Sit Through Hour-long Performances When You're Seven. I Didn't Do Anything Like That Thankfully.

I Must Be An Anorexic Because An Anorexic Looks In The Mirror And Sees A Fat Person.

With Two Small Children, I Haven't Had A Wash Since 2001 So The Chance To Go Shopping Is Way Down The List. It Is Something I Do Intend To Get.

My Personal Opinion Is That You Can't Be Racist Towards White People. You Can Be Prejudiced About Them, But Being Prejudiced Isn't An Illegal Act, Whereas Being Racist Can Be.

Television Provokes Strong Opinions, And Sometimes We Try A Bit Too Hard To Appeal To Everyone.