The World Is The Same You Never

In Order To Share Intimate Feelings, You Have To Have Intimate Feelings.

I Know It's The Gentlemanly Thing To Let The Wife File. But, Then, Everybody Knows I'm No Gentleman.

When Jerry Lewis And I Were Big, We Used To Go To Parties, And Everybody Thought I Was Big-headed And Stuck Up, And I Wasn't. It Was Because I Didn't Know How To Speak Good English, So I Used To Keep My Mouth Shut.

In A Tuxedo, I'm A Star. In Regular Clothes, I'm A Nobody.

The Reason I Drink Is Because When I'm Sober I Think I'm Eddie Fisher.