Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime.

You're Not Drunk If You Can Lie On The Floor Without Holding On.

I Was So Drunk Last Night I Fell Down And Missed The Floor.

I Once Shook Hands With Pat Boone, And My Whole Right Side Sobered Up!

Everybody Makes Mistakes; Look At Hitler.

The World Is The Same You Never Change It, As Sure As The Stars Shine Above. Well, You're Nobody Til Somebody Loves You, So Find Yourself Somebody To Love.