I Take The Juice Of Two Bottles

Johnny Carson Is A Comedian Who Is Seen Every Night In Millions Of Bedrooms All Over America...and That's Why His Last Wife Left Him.

When The World Seems To Shine Like You've Had Too Much Wine, That's Amore.

I've Got Seven Kids. The Three Words You Hear Most Around My House Are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' And 'i'm Pregnant.'

In A Tuxedo, I'm A Star. In Regular Clothes, I'm A Nobody.

With His Blessings From Above, Serve It Generously With Love. One Man, One Wife, One Love, Through Life.