I Was So Drunk Last Night I

Return To Me, For My Heart Wants You Only. Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Won't You Please Hurry Home To My Heart.

I've Got Seven Kids. The Three Words You Hear Most Around My House Are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' And 'i'm Pregnant.'

I Once Shook Hands With Pat Boone, And My Whole Right Side Sobered Up!

You're Not Drunk If You Can Lie On The Floor Without Holding On.

It Was A Woman Who Drove Me To Drink. Come To Think Of It, I Never Did Hang Around To Thank Her For That. 'hey Lady! Do I Look All Blurry To You? 'cause You Look Blurry To Me!'