I Was So Drunk Last Night I

Motivation Is A Lotta Crap.

I Once Shook Hands With Pat Boone, And My Whole Right Side Sobered Up!

Haven't Got A Girl, But I Can Wish. So I'll Take Me Down To Main Street And That's Where I'll Select My Imaginary Dish.

Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime.

If People Want To Think I Get Drunk And Stay Out All Night, Let'em. That's How I Got Here, You Know.