I Was So Drunk Last Night I

Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime.

If You Drink Don't Drive. Don't Even Putt.

Brother, You Can't Go To Jail For What You're Thinking, Or That Look In Your Eye, Just Standing On The Corner Watching All The Girls Go By.

If This Is Just The Beginning, My Life's Gonna Be Beautiful.

The Whole World Is Drunk And We're Just The Cocktail Of The Moment. Someday Soon, The World Will Wake Up, Down Two Aspirin With A Glass Of Tomato Juice, And Wonder What The Hell All The Fuss Was About.