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In A Tuxedo, I'm A Star. In Regular Clothes, I'm A Nobody.

In Order To Share Intimate Feelings, You Have To Have Intimate Feelings.

The Reason I Drink Is Because When I'm Sober I Think I'm Eddie Fisher.

Return To Me, For My Heart Wants You Only. Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Won't You Please Hurry Home To My Heart.

The Thing I Notice First About A Woman Is Her Walk. A Beautiful Woman Is Like A Race Horse-slim, Sleek And With A Beautiful Carriage.