I Was So Drunk Last Night I

You're Not Drunk If You Can Lie On The Floor Without Holding On.

Milton Berle Is An Inspiration To Every Young Person That Wants To Get Into Show Business. Hard Work, Perseverance, And Discipline: All The Things You Need...when You Have No Talent.

Return To Me, For My Heart Wants You Only. Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Won't You Please Hurry Home To My Heart.

We Try To Find Chemistry; We Don't Do A Lot Of Situational Baseball.

I Once Shook Hands With Pat Boone, And My Whole Right Side Sobered Up!