I Was So Drunk Last Night I

Motivation Is A Lotta Crap.

When Jerry Lewis And I Were Big, We Used To Go To Parties, And Everybody Thought I Was Big-headed And Stuck Up, And I Wasn't. It Was Because I Didn't Know How To Speak Good English, So I Used To Keep My Mouth Shut.

In A Tuxedo, I'm A Star. In Regular Clothes, I'm A Nobody.

With His Blessings From Above, Serve It Generously With Love. One Man, One Wife, One Love, Through Life.

There's A Statue Of Jimmy Stewart In The Hollywood Wax Museum, And The Statue Talks Better Than He Does.