If You Drink Don't Drive. Don't Even

Brother, You Can't Go To Jail For What You're Thinking, Or That Look In Your Eye, Just Standing On The Corner Watching All The Girls Go By.

It Was A Woman Who Drove Me To Drink. Come To Think Of It, I Never Did Hang Around To Thank Her For That. 'hey Lady! Do I Look All Blurry To You? 'cause You Look Blurry To Me!'

Everybody Makes Mistakes; Look At Hitler.

I Don't Drink Anymore... I Freeze It And Eat It Like A Popsicle.

Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime.