If You Drink Don't Drive. Don't Even

It Was A Woman Who Drove Me To Drink. Come To Think Of It, I Never Did Hang Around To Thank Her For That. 'hey Lady! Do I Look All Blurry To You? 'cause You Look Blurry To Me!'

Motivation Is A Lotta Crap.

When Your Opponent's Sittin' There Holdin' All The Aces, There's Only One Thing To Do: Kick Over The Table.

When The World Seems To Shine Like You've Had Too Much Wine, That's Amore.

Brother, You Can't Go To Jail For What You're Thinking, Or That Look In Your Eye, Just Standing On The Corner Watching All The Girls Go By.