Motivation Is A Lotta Crap.

You're Not Drunk If You Can Lie On The Floor Without Holding On.

In A Tuxedo, I'm A Star. In Regular Clothes, I'm A Nobody.

I Take The Juice Of Two Bottles Of Whisky.

I Know It's The Gentlemanly Thing To Let The Wife File. But, Then, Everybody Knows I'm No Gentleman.

When Your Opponent's Sittin' There Holdin' All The Aces, There's Only One Thing To Do: Kick Over The Table.