The World Is Full Of Little Dictators

Modesty Is Not One Of My Virtues.

Eating Takes A Special Talent. Some People Are Much Better At It Than Others. In That Way, It Is Like Sex, And As With Sex, It's More Fun With Someone Who Really Likes It. I Can't Imagine Having A Lasting Friendship With Anyone Who Is Not Interested In Food.

I Won't Eat In A Place That Has Suits Of Armor.

You Know You Are Getting Old When People Tell You How Good You Look.

Everything My Mother Made Had To Cook For 80 Hours, And When She Made Matzoh Balls She Didn't Know Fluffy. Everything Sank.