The Way To Keep A Cat Is

Love Affairs Have Always Greatly Interested Me, But I Do Not Greatly Care For Them In Books Or Moving Pictures. In A Love Affair, I Wish To Be The Hero, With No Audience Present.

If You Go To Church, And Like The Singing Better Than The Preaching, That's Not Orthodox.

All Of The Troubles That Some People Have In Life Is That Which They Married Into.

Probably You Have Noted The Resemblance Of The Critic To The Crank.

The Way To Keep A Cat Is To Try To Chase It Away.