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Probably No Man Ever Had A Friend That He Did Not Dislike A Little.

Honesty Is Largely A Matter Of Information, Of Knowing That Dishonesty Is A Mistake. Principle Is Not As Powerful In Keeping People Straight As A Policeman.

When A Man Tells You What People Are Saying About You, Tell Him What People Are Saying About Him; That Will Immediately Take His Mind Off Your Troubles.

How Good We All Are, In Theory, To The Old; And How In Fact We Wish Them To Wander Off Like Old Dogs, Die Without Bothering Us, And Bury Themselves.

Nothing Is Wonderful When You Get Used To It.