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Put Cream And Sugar On A Fly And It Tastes Very Much Like A Raspberry.

A Woman Might As Well Propose: Her Husband Will Claim She Did.

There Is Only One Thing People Like That Is Good For Them; A Good Night's Sleep.

When A Man Dies, And His Kin Are Glad Of It, They Say, "he Is Better Off."

A Theory Is No More Like A Fact Than A Photograph Is Like A Person.