If You Go To Church, And Like

I Try To Have No Plans The Failure Of Which Would Greatly Annoy Me. Half The Unhappiness In The World Is Due To The Failure Of Plans Which Were Never Reasonable, And Often Impossible.

Men Are Virtuous Because Women Are; Women Are Virtuous From Necessity.

The Only Way To Amuse Some People Is To Slip And Fall On An Icy Pavement.

Bravery Is Knowledge Of The Cowardice Of The Enemy.

If A Man Has Money, It Is Usually A Sign, Too, That He Knows How To Take Care Of It; Don't Imagine His Money Is Easy To Get Simply Because He Has Plenty Of It.