No Really Sensible Person Ever Remembers Enough

Raising Children Is Like Making Biscuits: It Is As Easy To Raise A Big Batch As One, While You Have Your Hands In The Dough.

You Can't Do Anything Unless You Do It Yourself. And Usually You Can't Do It Yourself Very Well.

Where The Guests At A Gathering Are Well-acquainted, They Eat 20 Per Cent More Than They Otherwise Would.

Somehow, Everyone Hates To See An Unusually Pretty Girl Get Married. It Is Like Taking A Bite Out Of A Very Fine-looking Peach.

What Is Common Sense? That Which Attracts The Least Opposition That Which Brings Most Agreeable And Worthy Results.