A Really Busy Person Never Knows How

At First A Woman Doesn't Want Anything But A Husband, But As Soon As Gets One, She Wants Everything Else In The World.

Put Cream And Sugar On A Fly And It Tastes Very Much Like A Raspberry.

If A Man Takes One Day Off, It Takes Him About Three Days To Get The Harness Fitted Again.

Don't Be Crazy To Do A Lot Of Things You Can't Do.

Most People Have Seen Worse Things In Private Than They Pretend To Be Shocked At In Public.