When A Man Diets, He Eats Oatmeal

Some Men Are Alive Simply Because It Is Against The Law To Kill Them.

A Woman Does Not Spend All Her Time In Buying Things; She Spends Part Of It In Taking Them Back.

Financial Sense Is Knowing That Certain Men Will Promise To Do Certain Things, And Fail.

Americans Detest All Lies Except Lies Spoken In Public Or Printed Lies.

The Only Gambling Tip Which Amounts To Anything Is To Keep Out Of The Game.