Nothing Is Wonderful When You Get Used

You Needn't Love Your Enemy, But If You Refrain From Telling Lies About Him, You Are Doing Well Enough.

The Feeling Of Sleepiness When You Are Not In Bed, And Can't Get There, Is The Meanest Feeling In The World.

Put Cream And Sugar On A Fly And It Tastes Very Much Like A Raspberry.

American Freedom Consists Largely In Talking Nonsense.

All Of The Troubles That Some People Have In Life Is That Which They Married Into.