The Only Thing Some People Do Is

No Man Is Smart, Except By Comparison To Those Who Know Less

If A Woman Doesn't Chase A Man A Little, She Doesn't Love Him.

Never Tell A Secret To A Bride Or A Groom; Wait Until They Have Been Married Longer.

So Long As We Do Not Blow Our Brains Out, We Have Decided Life Is Worth Living.

A Man Has His Clothes Made To Fit Him; A Woman Makes Herself Fit Her Clothes.