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Marriage Is A Good Deal Like A Circus: There Is Not As Much In It As Is Represented In The Advertising.

Express A Mean Opinion Of Yourself Occasionally; It Will Show Your Friends That You Know How To Tell The Truth.

When A Man Is Trying To Sell You Something, Don't Imagine He Is That Polite All The Time.

I Believe In Grumbling; It Is The Politest Form Of Fighting Known.

Don't Be Crazy To Do A Lot Of Things You Can't Do.