I Believe In Grumbling; It Is The

The Government Is Mainly An Expensive Organization To Regulate Evildoers, And Tax Those Who Behave: Government Does Little For Fairly Respectable People Except Annoy Them.

Marriage Is A Good Deal Like A Circus: There Is Not As Much In It As Is Represented In The Advertising.

How Good We All Are, In Theory, To The Old; And How In Fact We Wish Them To Wander Off Like Old Dogs, Die Without Bothering Us, And Bury Themselves.

Many People Would Be More Truthful Were It Not For Their Uncontrollable Desire To Talk.

Every Successful Person I Have Heard Of Has Done The Best He Could With The Conditions As He Found Them, And Not Waited Until Next Year For Better.