Good Manners Do More For A Man

The Most Agreeable Thing In Life Is Worthy Accomplishment. It Is Not Possible That The Idle Tramp Is As Contented As The Farmers Along The Road Who Own Their Own Farms, And Whose Credit Is Good At The Bank In Town. When The Tramps Get Together At Night, They Abuse The Farmers, But Do Not Get As Much Satisfaction Out Of It As Do The Farmers Who Abuse The Tramps. The Sounder Your Argument, The More Satisfaction You Get Out Of It.

One Trouble With Growing Old Is That It Gets Progressively Tougher To Find A Famous Historical Figure, Who Didn't Amount To Much When He Was Your Age.

When You Are In Trouble, People Who Call To Sympathize Are Really Looking For The Particulars.

Put Cream And Sugar On A Fly And It Tastes Very Much Like A Raspberry.

Good Manners Do More For A Man That Good Looks.