Don't Be Crazy To Do A Lot

Families With Babies And Families Without Babies Are Sorry For Each Other.

Don't Take Up A Man's Time Talking About The Smartness Of Your Children; He Wants To Talk To You About The Smartness Of His Children.

Friends Are Like A Pleasant Park Where You Wish To Go; While You May Enjoy The Flowers, You May Not Eat Them.

The Sounder Your Argument, The More Satisfaction You Get Out Of It.

Where The Guests At A Gathering Are Well-acquainted, They Eat 20 Per Cent More Than They Otherwise Would.