An Honest Answer Is The Sign Of

A Women Could Never Be President. A Condidate Must Be Over 35, And Where Are You Going To Find A Woman Who Will Admit She's Over 35?

So Long As We Do Not Blow Our Brains Out, We Have Decided Life Is Worth Living.

A Man Should Be Taller, Older, Heavier, Uglier, And Hoarser Than His Wife.

If A Man Has Money, It Is Usually A Sign, Too, That He Knows How To Take Care Of It; Don't Imagine His Money Is Easy To Get Simply Because He Has Plenty Of It.

The Worst Feeling In The World Is The Homesickness That Comes Over A Man Occasionally When He Is At Home.