An Honest Answer Is The Sign Of

A Young Man Is A Theory, An Old Man Is A Fact.

When A Man Is Trying To Sell You Something, Don't Imagine He Is That Polite All The Time.

Half The Time Men Think They Are Talking Business, They Are Wasting Time.

A Boy Doesn't Have To Go To War To Be A Hero; He Can Say He Doesn't Like Pie When He Sees There Isn't Enough To Go Around.

Love Affairs Have Always Greatly Interested Me, But I Do Not Greatly Care For Them In Books Or Moving Pictures. In A Love Affair, I Wish To Be The Hero, With No Audience Present.