The Truth Is Deafening, No Matter How

I Have Outlived Most Of My More Athletic Contemporaries Who Jogged, Golfed And Squashed Themselves Into Coronary Occlusion.

There Is No More Terrible Fate For A Comedian Than To Be Taken Seriously.

I Love Australia - I Think.

Sport Is A Loathsome And Dangerous Pursuit.

To Live In Australia Permanently Is Rather Like Going To A Party And Dancing All Night With One's Mother.