I Love Australia - I Think.

Australia Is An Outdoor Country. People Only Go Inside To Use The Toilet. And That's Only A Recent Development.

I Was Born With A Priceless Gift, The Ability To Laugh At The Misfortunes Of Others.

There Is No More Terrible Fate For A Comedian Than To Be Taken Seriously.

New Zealand Is A Country Of Thirty Thousand Million Sheep, Three Million Of Whom Think They Are Human.

It's An Old Aboriginal Word Meaning 'let's Get Together And Have Fun'. They Gave Us The Word Because They Had No Further Need For It.