I Love Australia - I Think.

The Past Is So Reliable, So Delightful And The Best Place To Live.

Sex Is The Most Beautiful Thing That Can Take Place Between A Happily Married Man And His Secretary.

Everyone Had A Japanese Maple, Although After Pearl Harbor Most Of These Were Patriotically Poisoned, Ringbarked And Extirpated.

Most Of My Contemporaries At School Entered The World Of Business, The Logical Destiny Of Bores.

I Was Born With A Priceless Gift, The Ability To Laugh At The Misfortunes Of Others.