Sport Is A Loathsome And Dangerous Pursuit.

I'm An Immensely Shy And Vulnerable Woman. My Husband Has Never Seen Me Naked. Nor Has He Expressed The Least Desire To Do So.

Australia Is An Outdoor Country. People Only Go Inside To Use The Toilet. And That's Only A Recent Development.

I Have Outlived Most Of My More Athletic Contemporaries Who Jogged, Golfed And Squashed Themselves Into Coronary Occlusion.

My Mother Used To Say That There Are No Strangers, Only Friends You Haven't Met Yet. She's Now In A Maximum Security Twilight Home In Australia

There Is No More Terrible Fate For A Comedian Than To Be Taken Seriously.