To Live In Australia Permanently Is Rather

It's An Old Aboriginal Word Meaning 'let's Get Together And Have Fun'. They Gave Us The Word Because They Had No Further Need For It.

Sex Is The Most Beautiful Thing That Can Take Place Between A Happily Married Man And His Secretary.

I Have Outlived Most Of My More Athletic Contemporaries Who Jogged, Golfed And Squashed Themselves Into Coronary Occlusion.

I Drift Along, Thinking About The Past A Great Deal. The Past Is So Reliable, So Delightful, And The Best Place To Live. I End Up There Quite Often, You Know; It's Very Comfortable And Dependable.

Most Of My Contemporaries At School Entered The World Of Business, The Logical Destiny Of Bores.