The Skinnification Of America's Jeanscape Has Gone

If Poor People Want Food Stamps, They Should Become Massive Corporations.

And That Brings Us To Tonight's Word: Truthiness. Now I'm Sure Some Of The Word-police, The 'wordanistas' Over At Websters, Are Gonna Say, 'hey, That's Not A Word!' Well, Anybody Who Knows Me Knows That I Am No Fan Of Dictionaries Or Reference Books. They're Elitist. Constantly Telling Us What Is Or Isn't True, What Did Or Didn't Happen.

Anyone Can Read The News To You. I Promise To Feel The News At You.

Can't Wait For Tomorrow When I Get To Exercise My Patriotic Duty As An American: Complaining About How Long It's Taking To Vote.

Foreign Newspapers: If They've Got Nothing To Hide, How Come They Don't Print Them In English?