I Could Sit Toe To Toe At

There's An Old Saying About Those Who Forget History. I Don't Remember It, But It's Good.

Used Books Are The Sluts Of The Literary World. Passed Around From Person To Person, Spreading Their Pages For Anyone, Getting Cheaper And Cheaper Until Eventually They End Up In Prison.

They Said You Can't Go To The Moon. They Said You Can't Put Cheese Inside A Pizza Crust, But Nasa Did It. They Had To, Because The Cheese Kept Floating Off In Space.

Pissing Off Peta Is As Easy As Pie. Delicious Kitten Pie.

Turn Up Your Hearing Aid 'grandpa', Because I'm Only Going To Say This Once!