If I Had A Dime For Everytime

I Wrote Things For The School's Newspaper, And - Like All Teenagers - I Dabbled In Poetry.

It's Official. Highway Patrolmen Are Not Susceptible To The Jedi Mind Trick.

We're Not Talking About Truth, We're Talking About Something That Seems Like Truth - The Truth We Want To Exist.

I Cannot Stand People Who Disagree With Me On The Issue Of Roe V. Wade... Which I Believe Is About The Proper Way To Cross A Lake.

Yeah, Silver And His Math Are Jokes, Because Math Has A Liberal Bias. After All, Math Is The Reason Mitt Romney's Tax Plan Doesn't Add Up.