If I Had A Dime For Everytime

In America, We Know To Ignore Artists If They're Serious In Any Way.

Even The Weather Page Is In A State Of Moral Decay. What?s Wrong With Red, White And Blue, Usa Today? This Rainbow Weather Map Is Just Another Example Of The Homometerological Agenda.

There's Nothing Wrong With Being Gay. I Have Plenty Of Friends Who Are Going To Hell.

'sympathy For The Devil' Is Just Another Way Of Saying 'compassionate Conservative'.

We Have No Desire To Make Anybody Look Like A Blithering Idiot, But We Do Love It When They Do.