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You Can Change The World. Please Don't Do That, Ok? Some Of Us Like The Way Things Are Going Now.

Oops! I Always Thought Peta Stood For Please Eat This Animal.

I Must Confess That I've Never Trusted The Web. I've Always Seen It As A Coward's Tool. Where Does It Live? How Do You Hold It Personally Responsible? Can You Put A Distributed Network Of Fiber-optic Cable "on Notice"? And Is It Male Or Female? In Other Words, Can I Challenge It To A Fight?

And Of Course I Don't Go Anywhere Without My Pet Goldfish, Anthrax. I Always Tell Security I'm Carrying Anthrax. Yeah, Sure I Get A Lot Of Guff About It, But It's A Family Name; I'm Not Changing It.

We Have No Desire To Make Anybody Look Like A Blithering Idiot, But We Do Love It When They Do.