As Shakespeare Said, There's Nothin' Cooler Than

I Believe Sarah Palin Is A True Statesman, Whose Experience As A Failed Vice Presidential Candidate, Half-term Governor And Eight-episode Reality Star Has Fully Prepared Her To Take Control Of Our Nuclear Arsenal.

You Are About To Start The Greatest Improvisation Of All. With No Script. No Idea What's Going To Happen, Often With People And Places You Have Never Seen Before. And You Are Not In Control. So Say 'yes.' And If You're Lucky, You'll Find People Who Will Say 'yes' Back.

I Can't Prove It, But I Can Say It.

If I Had A Dime For Everytime That I Was Wrong, I'd Be Broke.

I Love Being Onstage, I Love The Relationship With The Audience.