The Secret To Raising Children Is To

What I've Learned About Comedy People Is That They're Defined By The Harshest Level They've Been To, Their Personal Auschwitz.

I Have Three Kids, The Oldest Is 18 And Her Friends Are Going To See It The Aristocrats Because They Told Her They're Going To See It, Especially Her Guy Friends.

My Wife Is A Saint. She's Gandhi. She Walks Around In Diapers And Won't Eat.

I Like To Approach Every Day Like It's My First, So This Morning When I Woke Up I Covered My Body With Red Gelatin.

At The End Of The Day It's The End Of The Day.