The Reason Why You Know More Funny

I Cook A Little Bit. I Make A Hungarian Dish Called Chicken Paprikash That's Out Of This World. I'll Give A Heads-up To All Of Your Readers That It Doesn't Have To Be Between Thai And Mexican Every Night. Toss Some Hungarian In Every Once In A While. You Will Not Be Sorry. Good, Solid Peasant Food.

Don’t Do Your Best, Do My Best.

[giving Welfare To Poor People] Is The Equivalent Of The Government Sending [fat People] A Jumbo Bag Of Bugles In The Mail Twice A Month.

In My Early 20s I Was So Miserable Doing Construction, I Wanted Something That Paid Money. I Liked Nice Stuff. I Liked Cars And Architecture, And Things That Cost Money. I Wanted To Not Swing A Hammer, And Make Money… And Not Do Stuff That Was Dirty. I Attempted To Get Into Comedy. I Started To Do Stand-up, But I Wasn’t Very Good At It.

I Have No Connection With Hollywood. I'm Not Interested. I Don't Care.