There Are Certain Things Women Are Better

I Saw A Commercial For The Maxi Pads For The Bigger Gals They're Making Now. That Was A Nice Visual While I Was Eating.

It's Like The Fouth Of July In My Underpants.

Figure Out What To Do, Then Take A Nap.

I Swear My Car Won't Run Unless I'm Picking My Nose: At Least, I'm That Superstitious About It, So I Don't Want To Take Any Chances.

I Don't Burn Any Calories Trying To Be Masculine; I Just Happen To Be From That World.