I Give Women Two Types Of Orgasms.

Don’t Do Your Best, Do My Best.

When Asian People Grow Up Fast They Go To College At 13. White People Grow Up Fast It's About Fudge Packing And Triple D's At 13.

I Don't Think Healthcare's A Right. The Only Right You Have Is The Ability To Go Out On An Even Playing Field And Work, And Then Purchase Health Insurance, Or Whatever It Is.

That's An Interesting Philosophical Question. When Your Boner Goes Away, Is That One Gone... Forever?

I'm A Comedian, Not A Politician.